The Growth House Legal Department wishes to extend the following seasonal greeting to you.
The sender of this seasonal greeting affirms that he or she wishes that the recipient of the greeting have the most positive possible attitude for a period of two weeks, effective with the date of making of this greeting. This seasonal greeting is made subject to the following terms and conditions:
- This seasonal greeting is intended for the use of the individual recipient(s) to which it is directed and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational religious beliefs. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this greeting is not authorized (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas.
- Greeting is void if the recipient does not observe any seasonal holiday, festivity, or other periodic observance at the time of year when this offer is in force.
- Maker of this greeting does not accept any liability or financial responsibility, tacit or implied, to ensure that the recipient does in fact have a positive attitude, enjoyable experiences, amusing social interactions, receive gifts or other benefits, or have any other positive outcomes as a result of this greeting. If you are miserable, don't blame it on the maker of this greeting.
- Offer expires at the end of the seasonal period and does not imply that the maker of the greeting extends similar wishes at other time periods not explicitly covered by this offer.
- By reading the terms of this agreement you agree to abide by all of its provisions and to any other term or condition or restriction or requirement that the maker may clarify in the future.
